It's been a busy week, so I'm taking the easy way out for this week's post and elaborating on some British words and phrases that my American peeps might not understand. Most of you already know that I say "Cheers" frequently. No, I don't have a beer in my hand all day long (although that would be nice), I also use this word to say thank you and sometimes goodbye. People react differently when I say cheers. Some love it and return the greeting, while others look scared, like they think I'm some kind of nutter that they should run away from immediately. But anyway, here follows a wee list of some of my favorite expressions that can easily bamboozle.
Cream crackered. Cockney rhyming slang for knackered, meaning I'm totally exhausted. Sometimes I may also say I'm shagged, which has the same meaning, but I have to be careful where I say that one for obvious reasons.
Jammy. Jammy is another word for lucky. Not covered in jam (which is confusingly called jelly over here).
Knees up. If somebody invites you to a knees up, don't panic, it's just a party or a get together :)
Gets my Goat. If I happen to mention to you that something gets my goat, it's just a different way of saying something really grips my shit or annoys me - you get the picture!
PC Plod. This one comes from an old TV show back home called Noddy. PC Plod was the policeman in Noddy, so us Brits sometimes say this when referring to the police.
Chin wag. I guess your chin kind of wags when you're talking, that's where this gem comes from. If you're having a good old chin wag, it simply means you're enjoying a chat.
Dog's bollocks. We used this phrase a lot in the RAF. If something is the dog's bollocks then it is quite simply, superb.
Scrummy. If something is scrummy, it tastes really good. If you describe a person as scrummy, it means they are rather foxy or good looking.
Having the hump. This could sound a bit rude I guess, but if I talk about somebody having the hump, all it means is that they are a bit upset.
So there you have it my American friends, I hope to hear you all practicing these phrases in the future, now you know what they mean! At the very least, you might now be able to understand me a bit more :)